“村里流传的八卦有多离谱”

哈哈哈被网友经历笑抽!

01.

传八卦的耳朵好像不太好使

The day that you see me old and I am already not, have patience adhasdaksdhakdoiqwdqhdaihsdaoidaoisdhasdjaksdhaldjoadaisdand try to understand me … If I get dirty when eating… if I cannot dress… have patience. Remember the hours I spent teaching it to you. If, when I speak to you,I repeat the same things thousand and one times… Do not interrupt me… listen to me When you were small, Ihad to read to you thousand and one times the same story until you get to sleep… When I do not want to have a shower,neither shame me nor scold me…

02.

大爷大妈脑补能力还挺强

The day that you see me old and I am already not, have patience adhasdaksdhakdoiqwdqhdaihsdaoidaoisdhasdjaksdhaldjoadaisdand try to understand me … If I get dirty when eating… if I cannot dress… have patience. Remember the hours I spent teaching it to you. If, when I speak to you,I repeat the same things thousand and one times… Do not interrupt me… listen to me When you were small, Ihad to read to you thousand and one times the same story until you get to sleep… When I do not want to have a shower,neither shame me nor scold me…

03.

啥话都给他们说了呗

04.

一年半回一次村,每次都有新谣言

05.

再小的事都能传成瓜

06.

凭空捏造了属于是

07.

形象一下子差了起来

08.

这狗血剧肯定没少看

09.

有点依据,但不是完全有依据

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11.

别把我笑死

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

又好笑又无奈

真的有被大家的传言离谱到

地方不大,八卦不少!

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